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that’s because the word toss in england is a word for masturbate 

this is way too funny! haha

“Harry, can you masturbate your hair one more time for me?” yup, sounds about right.

(via imgTumble)

It might be a while until my next post as I am currently studying for exams, I’ve been on a mini-hiatus since my last post because I need to get good grades for this! Sorry guys but I’ll be back soon I hope :)

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After Hearing About the US One Direction 

• Niall: we might have to change our name?!
• Liam: no, don't worry, it'll all work out!
• Niall: what if it doesn't?!
• Liam: then let's think of some names now just in case!
• Harry: Pussy.
• Liam: Harry, no.
• Harry: I mean... like cats. Pussycats.
• Louis: PUSSYCAT DOLLS!
• Liam: Louis, that's already taken.
• Niall: food.
• Liam: Niall, no.
• Harry: Vegemite.
• Niall: ew! No!
• Harry: Vegemite, it sounds like a death metal band. Let's change our style!
• Louis: I don't know if people would still like us.
• Harry: ...I'll still like you.
• Louis: ...I'll like you too, Harry.
• Paul: guys, stop, let's be serious for a - NO, LIAM, GET OFF TWITCAM!
• Liam: Hi guys! *waving to computer*
• Paul: Harry, Louis, stop staring at each other, we have to discuss this!
• Harry: I love you Louis.
• Louis: I love you too Harry.
• Paul: guys, sto - NIALL, PUT DOWN THE NANDOS.
• Niall: I'm hungry!!!!
• Paul: Niall, don't - ZAYN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
• Zayn: SELFIES!!! YOLO!!!

One Direction Making Tumblr Accounts: 

• Harry: oh my god I'm excited
• Louis: Harry Wana be my tumblr boyfriend?
• Paul: Louis Eleanor will find you and hurt you.
• Zayn: this guys abs are so photoshopped
• Niall: FOOD. I love this place.
• Liam: she calls that a shirt? It doesn't cover up anything!
• Paul: HARRY STOP LOOKING AT NAKED PICTURES OF LOUIS!
• Louis: I told you it was that big!
• Harry: Paul I love this place
• Niall: I'm hungry
• Zayn: my hairs so much better than his
• Niall: zayn can I have a hug?
• Liam: What if her parents see this?
• Zayn: Niall I'm busy, I have better hair than this guy right?
• Paul: Liam stop telling every girl to take down their pictures
• Liam: but their not even wearing any clothing! They should respect themselves
• Niall: you spelled delete wrong ...
• Louis: HARRY NUDES!
• Paul: Louis . No. Turn off. Now
• Zayn: PAUUUL TELL ME HIS ABS ARE FAKE!!!
• Niall: PAULL I WANT THAT TACO
• Harry: look she's 42 and single.. *follows*
• Louis: PAUL! HARRY'S DOING IT AGAIN !
• Paul: I did not sign up for this.

Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD. 

• Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
• Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
• Boy # 1: really
•  *silence*
• Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
• Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
• Boy # 1: what
• Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
• Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
• Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
• Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
• Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
• Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG